Two Academic U. Opinions of Prof. "Smith"

A FAVORABLE OPINION OF PROFESSOR “SMITH”

Full-grown in wisdom and stature in his field, Professor “Smith” teaches an outstanding Creative Writing course. This man has a natural talent for making the course so fascinating that most of the class is eager to spend at least two hours in out-of-class research. Three students who were notoriously poor in previous English courses became intrigued enough to study harder, thereby earning higher grades.

Professor “Smith”, a courteous gentleman of the old school, is always there to greet us as we arrive to class. He starts promptly with a well-prepared lesson-plan, but he doesn’t necessarily adhere rigidly to it if students raise questions or if they are puzzled about something or are interested in discussing a related topic. He is sure enough himself, as a teacher, to allow the class to digress; the result is always a lively and enlightened group discussion that he leads superbly. Professor “Smith” is sensitive enough not to fall into the pedantic heresy of forcing his opinions upon his students. Instead, he pays us the supreme compliment of allowing us to learn from our own mistakes. On four notable occasions, the discussion was so enjoyable that (as they say in Show Biz) the Professor was “held over” for 10 minutes but no one cared that the class ran long. He has a wonderfully resonant speaking voice, combined with witty, irreverent humor that the class responds to with delight. I think I spoke for the majority of the class when I expressed a desire to repeat this class, which I said was “the best course in the University”.

But one must not think that this course is all fun and games. The professor is ever alert to our weak points and whenever he feels we are scoring poorly on the quizzes he reviews the material by giving us an unannounced quiz, which he grades and returns promptly. His detailed comments are terrifically helpful if we do poorly on a quiz, but when we do well, he never hesitates to offer his praise.

Professor “Smith” is an absentminded professor only in that he often wears the same suit for weeks at a time and he sometimes forgets to remove his galoshes in the winter. The women in the class are fascinated by his penchant for wearing black string ties and some of the more romantic ones think that makes Professor “Smith” look like a later day Mark Twain!


AN UNFAVORABLE OPINION OF PROFESSOR “SMITH” BY ANOTHER STUDENT


Dear Zeke:

Dropping you a hasty note to tell you I’ll be stuck here in the school library for a couple of hours and won’t be able to meet you like we planned. I should’ve known Prof “Smith”, (the dinosaur) would spring one of his sneaky quizzes on the English class today. What timing that old geezer has the day after Thanksgiving vacation! I’ll betcha he knew I wasn’t prepared. I’m sure he has it in for me ever since I flunked his English course last year.

You’ve never had the dubious distinction of taking his classes, have you? Let me fill you in: First of all, he’s a senile sixty and he’s so deaf he has to practically shout all the time just so he can hear himself. Even then he’s not too sure, since I estimate he says “I think” or “I believe” or “it seems to me” at least 30 times an hour. If he doesn’t know what he thinks how can he expect ME to know what he’s yakking about? And he’s so vague I’m never sure what I’m supposed to bone up on so I have to spend more time studying than I care to. He has a weird sense of time, too. Sure, he’s always there to catch you coming late to class; but on 4 occasions this semester, he ran overtime. And, each time he made me catch hell from the football coach for being too late to practice. The last time it happened I got cut from the squad!!!!

The Prof manages to make this course so damned hard, mostly because he can’t control the class. The students are forever talking and laughing and going off on tangents and the worst of it is, he actually LETS them!! I get so confused when we start off on one topic and then suddenly find the rest of the class yammering away about something altogether different.

The old goat has this mistaken idea that he’s some kind of comedian too. He’s always putting down college athletics, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, and organized religion with some snarky remark. This is another reason why I’m sure he hates me. He knows I come from Alaska. I’m just about ready to inform him that I reported him at the last Young Republicans for Freedom meeting. He sure does have some radical ideas and you should hear what he allows the class to discuss!! Why, one student admitted that he joined the Socialist Party and the Prof had the nerve to congratulate him for his “independent thinking”!!! You can be sure I got HIS name down in my book for the Student Survey! I knew he was a subversive the first time I laid eyes on his seedy clothes and that silly black string tie. He looks like a Riverboat gambler and he’s just as shifty as one of ‘em. Well, I guess I should hit the books now – I’ll be damned if I’ll let that Pinko flunk me again! P.S. Zeke— How about getting some of your hometown friends and relatives sign that petition against Obama’s socialistic Health Care Plan I sent you last week??

Your brother in Christ,

Jeremiah